Thursday, January 12, 2006

I'll give ya respect

If you had to quantify it - what would be the absolute maximum amount of respect an individual or group of individuals could be shown? Would it be bowing to their every request, and no longer making them earn anything - but simply giving them what they desire because we respect them so much? Maybe sectioning off a portion of the country, and making the person or persons the absolute supreme ruler of that part of the land...and they will answer to no one.

That might not even be enough for Tom Brady and the Pats - I think they are looking for the U.S. Government to set up a religion that will deify them, and then mandate their worship on the people of this country.

Let's assume that Tom and the boys are somewhat rational for the time being, and that they are looking for supreme respect within the realm of professional football (which seems to me should be the boundaries of the respect they earn.) What else could anyone involved with the NFL or its production possibly do to show these clowns more respect? Every time you change the channel - all you get is, "Tom Brady is the most clutch performer since Davy Crockett," or "If I was a woman, the only man I would want would be Tom Brady," or "Bill Belichick is probably the smartest being to be born since God."

Everyone in the media says this stuff and backs this line of thinking - EVERYONE.

What more can we do Tom? Tell me what I can do for you, to give you more respect. I am planning on not sending my children to school when they come of age, and just setting up a film room in my basement where they can watch game tapes of you and your brilliance. I am also planning on moving the family in the offseason, and setting up shop on your front lawn so that we can all bask in your aura.....and maybe, just maybe glean some of your perfection just by being so close to you.

Don't come around here with that crap Tom. Homey don't play that.

Maybe if you do something like going to Iraq and restoring all peace, or curing AIDS in Africa, or ending Castro's reign in Cuba - maybe something like that could warrant MORE respect than you have right now. But until then, shut your pie hole.

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