Back from the dead
"Sheik," I hear you say, "Where in the name of Brady Quinn's jockstrap have you been?" To this very fair question I can only say this...what in the world would I have written about in the time since you last read?
Events that have unfolded:
-The Bears lost in the Super Bowl. Man, I promised myself I would never speak of that.
-The Irish were embarrased in a BCS Bowl, and apparently their punishment for losing was they had to henceforth banish any and all legitimate football players from the program, and replace them with cross-eyed midgets. Hence, what we are witnessing this season.
-The Bears bring back the exact same offense that lost them the Super Bowl. The....exact.....same......offense.
-I still hate the NBA.
-Florida repeats at the Final Four. Oh, please....hold - one sec.......ok. I just threw up in my trash can.
The defense rests.
Events that have unfolded:
-The Bears lost in the Super Bowl. Man, I promised myself I would never speak of that.
-The Irish were embarrased in a BCS Bowl, and apparently their punishment for losing was they had to henceforth banish any and all legitimate football players from the program, and replace them with cross-eyed midgets. Hence, what we are witnessing this season.
-The Bears bring back the exact same offense that lost them the Super Bowl. The....exact.....same......offense.
-I still hate the NBA.
-Florida repeats at the Final Four. Oh, please....hold - one sec.......ok. I just threw up in my trash can.
The defense rests.
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