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Tampa Bay -3 vs Atlanta
Despite losing me a huge survivor pool pick a few weeks back with that atrocious loss to the Jags, the Buccaneers take that cannon banging pirate ship on the road and contain Michael Vick errr Joey Harrington errr Byron Leftwich. Bucs 28 Falcons 10.
Dallas -11 ½ vs Washington
As much as it pains me to say it, the Cowboys are pretty darn good, and that durn band ain’t gonna be playing any time soon for the ‘Skins. Cowboys are gonna be up big in this one, I mean Patriots big. They will run up the score because Wade Phillips has no idea how to count and he giggles when he sees Romo wear that cheesy grin. On a side note, screw Jason Witten, seriously, screw him. I got your Rocky Top right here. Try and keep your helmet on this week. Boys 41 Skins 7
Carolina +10 ½ vs Green Bay
No way the Packers lose this one, right? Wrong. I’ll take the Panthers without the points. Take ‘em on the money line. Steve Smith hasn’t done jack squat for 7 weeks. This week they try him at quarterback and run the option with Foster and DeAngelo. Vinny and Carr line up at the WR spots and Smith refuses to throw them the ball anywhere near them for a change. Either way, the Panthers get the win, and Brett Favre gives us a glimpse of last year (but only for a week). Panthers 21 Pack 20
NY Giants -3 vs Detroit
Ah, the week I was dreading ever since draft day. My fantasy heart (Kitna and his disciples) versus my reality heart (them lovable G-men). I may even start Matt Schaub and Jeff Garcia in two leagues, just to show that I live in the now, not in some fantasy world like mon frere, the Iron Sheik. Brandon Jacobs goes off this week and they actually give him the goal line carries. Plaxico bounces back, Shockey gets a personal foul, and Strahan brings back the “we ballin’” celebration. Eli even cuts it down to 7 delay of game penalties and 3 turnovers. Giants 31 Lions 21
Chicago +5 ½ vs Seattle
I don’t know. Maurice Morris versus Cedric Benson. This should have been the London game because it can’t be better than the Giants/Dolphins game. The Bears defense will do something crazy, Paris Hilton will raise that stupid 12th man flag, and Mike Holmgren will shave his mustache for the game in protest of No Shave November. Bears 5 Seahawks 3.
Despite losing me a huge survivor pool pick a few weeks back with that atrocious loss to the Jags, the Buccaneers take that cannon banging pirate ship on the road and contain Michael Vick errr Joey Harrington errr Byron Leftwich. Bucs 28 Falcons 10.
Dallas -11 ½ vs Washington
As much as it pains me to say it, the Cowboys are pretty darn good, and that durn band ain’t gonna be playing any time soon for the ‘Skins. Cowboys are gonna be up big in this one, I mean Patriots big. They will run up the score because Wade Phillips has no idea how to count and he giggles when he sees Romo wear that cheesy grin. On a side note, screw Jason Witten, seriously, screw him. I got your Rocky Top right here. Try and keep your helmet on this week. Boys 41 Skins 7
Carolina +10 ½ vs Green Bay
No way the Packers lose this one, right? Wrong. I’ll take the Panthers without the points. Take ‘em on the money line. Steve Smith hasn’t done jack squat for 7 weeks. This week they try him at quarterback and run the option with Foster and DeAngelo. Vinny and Carr line up at the WR spots and Smith refuses to throw them the ball anywhere near them for a change. Either way, the Panthers get the win, and Brett Favre gives us a glimpse of last year (but only for a week). Panthers 21 Pack 20
NY Giants -3 vs Detroit
Ah, the week I was dreading ever since draft day. My fantasy heart (Kitna and his disciples) versus my reality heart (them lovable G-men). I may even start Matt Schaub and Jeff Garcia in two leagues, just to show that I live in the now, not in some fantasy world like mon frere, the Iron Sheik. Brandon Jacobs goes off this week and they actually give him the goal line carries. Plaxico bounces back, Shockey gets a personal foul, and Strahan brings back the “we ballin’” celebration. Eli even cuts it down to 7 delay of game penalties and 3 turnovers. Giants 31 Lions 21
Chicago +5 ½ vs Seattle
I don’t know. Maurice Morris versus Cedric Benson. This should have been the London game because it can’t be better than the Giants/Dolphins game. The Bears defense will do something crazy, Paris Hilton will raise that stupid 12th man flag, and Mike Holmgren will shave his mustache for the game in protest of No Shave November. Bears 5 Seahawks 3.
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